Opinion

Crumbl Cookie Exclusive Lineup

Martyna Turek and Sarah Scheidt • May 1, 2025

Hey, Tigers!! It’s that time again with the same writers, almost the same concept, but this time with a little twist. We will be reviewing the Crumbl Cookie lineup from April 7th-12th, which featured the Kardashians. Now of course we wanted to try them all but, unfortunately, we both don’t have that big of a sweet tooth and not that big of a wallet, either. After seeing that a six pack almost cost $30, we only tried four this time around, which, sadly, still cost us $20. On a side note, and we hate to break it to you, but this is our second to last article for the Tiger. We know this is tough news, but there’s no need to cry.

This is all six cookies of the Crumbl Cookie and Kardashians collab. As you can see, for this collab, Crumbl changed their original bright pink box to more mellow tones, nude and brown, to better suit the personalities for this collaboration. (Image found of of Google)

Before we get started, here’s a little background info on who the Kardashians are. The Kardashian family is made up of six main people: Kourtney, Kim, Khloé, and Rob Kardashian, along with Kendall and Kylie Jenner. The Kardashians are mainly known for their multi-million dollar reality TV show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Keeping Up with the Kardashians was introduced in 2007 and continued through 2021. Now airing is the show’s continuation, The Kardashians (2022-present). The Kardashian women are also known for their roles in the beauty world, their social media influence, and fashion…mixed with some drama that’s been lurking around for a while. Now that they got their toes dipped into the food industry, let’s see if their cookies are as good as their style and dig in!

Kourtney’s Flourless Chocolate Cake

It doesn’t taste as good as it looks. On the left side is what the cookie/cake is supposed to look like and on the right side was what the cookie/cake looked like in reality. (Image on the left is from the Crumbl website and image on the right was taken by Martyna Turek)

First up is Kourtney’s Flourless Chocolate Cake! Now although it’s not a cookie, this cake is the first ever somewhat gluten friendly Crumbl cookie that Crumbl has released to their customers. This luscious chocolaty cake is made up of a whopping 840 calories! It contains 59 grams of sugar, velvety dark chocolate glaze, and tangy raspberries. We have heard mixed reviews about this cake, so let’s dig in and give you our honest opinions!

Sarah: Needless to say, this was by far the worst cookie of this week’s line up. To begin with, this wasn’t even a cookie, it was a cake. I like the idea of trying to make it gluten friendly, but seriously Kourtney and Crumbl, NEVER AGAIN! When I say never again, I mean it. I took one bite of this cake and immediately spit it out. The cake was so dry and it didn’t taste like anything. Also, my flourless chocolate cake didn’t even have raspberries on it! My honest rating of this cookie/cake was a 0/10. I highly don’t recommend it to anyone at all.

Martyna: This was disgusting… Kourtney’s flourless cake did not live up to my expectations. Despite hearing bad reviews, we still wanted to try this cookie. (This was a terrible mistake). The cake was truly the worst “cookie” I have ever tasted, and I would never recommend it to anyone. Although mine came with the raspberries, unlike Sarah’s, it did not help ease the taste at all. This cookie was not worth the extra $1.50. I rate this cookie a 0/10.

Kim’s Snickerdoodle Crumb Cake Cookie

Prepare your taste buds for a cinnamony journey. This was really worth the time and money. The cookie actually tastes as good as it looks. (Image on the left from Crumbl and image on the right was taken by Martyna Turek)

Second up is Kim’s Snickerdoodle Crumb Cake Cookie! This cookie is covered in melted white chocolate and topped with a crumbly cinnamon streusel. It contains 780 calories and it features 56 grams of sugar, white chocolate drizzle, cinnamon streusel, and a snickerdoodle base. Take a look at our thoughts on this warm cookie!

Sarah: This cookie honestly had to be either my favorite or second favorite cookie that I tried. I’m usually not a fan of any snickerdoodle cookie, so I wasn’t expecting it to be any good. But, my Lord, this was an amazing cookie and I give props to Kim. She really did wonders with it. When you take the first bite of the cookie you get the warmth of the melted white chocolate and the cookie spreads throughout your whole body. The only downside, I would say, for this cookie was after the melted chocolate stayed in your mouth, it leaves a weird texture on the roof of your mouth. Overall, I would rate this cookie an 8.5/10. I really liked it.

Martyna: I had higher hopes for Kim. Honestly, this cookie wasn’t my favorite. It had a really strong taste of cinnamon, which I’m not a big fan of. However, the combination of the white chocolate with the cinnamon was delicious! It was definitely way better than that cake we decided to try first. I would recommend this cookie to anyone who loves cinnamon. Overall, I rate this cookie a 6/10.

Khloé’s Cookies & Cream Skillet Cookie

On the left is what we were expecting. On the right is what we got. As you can see, the expectation vs reality was well matched. Not 100% perfect but then again nothing is ever 100% perfect. (Image on the left from Crumbl and image on the right was taken by Martyna Turek)

Next up is Khloé’s Cookies & Cream Skillet Cookie! This gooey dark chocolate cookie is LOADED with vanilla frosting and cookies and cream chunks. It includes 50 grams of sugar, dark chocolate, vanilla frosting, and cookies and cream pieces. Check out what we thought about this skillet cookie!

Sarah: I thought that this was a good skillet cookie. I really enjoyed it. I mainly liked this because it was chocolate, and anything chocolate from Crumbl is really good. The skillet cookie was definitely a top contender, although I wasn’t really a fan of the frosting. It was really sweet and there was a lot of it. I ate the last few bites of the cookie without the frosting and ended up enjoying it more. Like the other Kardashians, I definitely give props to Khloé and the cookie she came up with for this line up. I’d rate this cookie an 8/10 and hopefully if you didn’t get to try it, the cookie will come back because it is worth the money.

Martyna: In my opinion, this skillet cookie was the best cookie in this Crumbl box. There was a perfect combination of the chocolatey cookie and the vanilla frosting. The texture of the frosting was AMAZING. It was really smooth and fluffy. Khloé really stepped up the cookie menu with this skillet. I would recommend this cookie as I rate it a 9/10.

Kendall’s Cookie Dough Cupcake Cookie

Last but not least is Kendall’s Cookie Dough Cupcake Cookie! Kendall brought a warm brown sugar cookie filled with semi-sweet chocolate chips to the Crumbl lineup. This cookie featured 93 grams of sugar, semi-sweet chocolate, cookie dough buttercream, Crumbl cookie pieces, and one signature Crumbl cookie dough bite. Dig in with us on this last cookie review of this article!

Sarah: This cookie took the top spot for my favorite cookie in the line up that week. I had really high expectations for this cookie because of the things I heard about it. Kendall did not disappoint. She put some of her family member’s cookies to shame! I usually am not a big fan of frosting, but this one was the perfect amount of sweet and went really well with the cookie. The only bad thing I had to say about the cookie is it wasn’t really that special seeing that it was kinda like a regular chocolate chip cookie…just with a bunch of extras on it. Overall, I do think this was the best cookie we tasted, and I’d rate it a 10/10.

Martyna: Kendall also stepped up the Kardashian cookie menu. This cookie was really sugary and delicious. Kendall met all my expectations, which were severely low after the first “cookie”. It tasted really similar to a regular chocolate chip cookie, which makes sense being that it’s made with chocolate chip cookie dough. However, who doesn’t love a classic chocolate chip cookie? Cause I sure do! This cookie was a great finish to the very unpleasant beginning of this review. I would definitely recommend this cookie! I rate it an 8/10.

Needless to say, that week’s line up was a roller coaster ride. It had its ups and most definitely its downs. To add to that, we can both confirm for you, Tigers, that Crumbl Cookie did not, in fact, “keep up with the Kardashians” seeing that when it was time to order they were mainly sold out of almost everything and it looked like a tornado had hit the store. With baking trays scattered all over the place and flour and other ingredients everywhere, Crumbl has seen better days for sure. With that being said, we hoped you enjoyed reading our opinions about the exclusive Crumbl Cookie lineup. Hopefully you were able to try them; if not, that’s a bummer. Until the next article, peace out, Tigers!

Sources:

Freshly Baked Cookies & Desserts. Crumbl. (n.d.). https://crumblcookies.com/

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About the Contributors

Martyna Turek, Staff Reporter

Hi, Tigers! My name is Martyna Turek! I am a sophomore at EPHS. I plan to join the EPHS track team this year, and outside of school I do ballroom dance. I am Polish and can speak it fluently. My future goals are to study medicine at a good university and work in the medical field.

Sarah Scheidt, Staff Reporter

Hi, Tigers! My name is Sarah Schiedt. I am currently a sophomore at EPHS and a part of many teams and clubs at EPHS. I play soccer, basketball, and run cross country. Additionally, I’m a part of Operation Snowball, Student Council, and Varsity club. I love to spend time with my family, hang out with friends, play sports, and listen to music. In the future, I plan to go to a good college and get a job in the medical field.